<promptphrase="Thank you for calling. If you know your party's extension, please enter it now, or dial nine for a directory."filename="ivr-generic_greeting.wav"/>
<promptphrase="If this is correct, press 1. If not, press 2."filename="ivr-if_correct_one_if_not_two.wav"/>
<promptphrase="To repeat this information..."filename="ivr-repeat_this_information.wav"/>
<promptphrase="No no no!"filename="ivr-nonono.wav"/>
<promptphrase="No no no!"filename="ivr-no_no_no.wav"/>
<promptphrase="Do you mean to press that key?"filename="ivr-did_you_mean_to_press_key.wav"/>
<promptphrase="Seriously. Did you REALLY mean to press that key?"filename="ivr-seriously_mean_to_press_key.wav"/>
<promptphrase="That's it! One more mistake and I WILL hang up on your ass."filename="ivr-one_more_mistake.wav"/>
<promptphrase="Congratulations, you pressed star. This does not mean you ARE a star. It simply means that you can press buttons and probably have fingers."filename="ivr-congratulations_you_pressed_star.wav"/>
<promptphrase="All of our engineers are busy assisting other sales guys with demonstrating how cool the CudaTel is. Please stay on the line and your call will be answered in the order it was received."filename="ivr-engineers_busy_assisting_other_sales.wav"/>
<promptphrase=""filename="ivr-.wav"/>
<promptphrase="The person you are trying to reach is not available and does not have voicemail."filename="vm-not_available_no_voicemail.wav"/>
<promptphrase="This message will self-destruct in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1..."filename="ivr-message_self_destruct.wav"/>
<promptphrase="You are already muted."filename="conf-you_are_already_muted.wav"/>
<promptphrase="You are now bi-directionally muted."filename="conf-you_are_now_bidirectionally_muted.wav"/>
<promptphrase="All your call are belong to us."filename="ivr-all_your_call_are_belong_to_us.wav"/>
<promptphrase="I just love the way you press those touch tones!"filename="ivr-love_those_touch_tones.wav"/>
<promptphrase="Yes we have no bananas."filename="ivr-yes_we_have_no_bananas.wav"/>
<promptphrase="Dude, you suck!"filename="ivr-dude_you_suck.wav"/>
<promptphrase="Your call is very important to us, but your sanity is not, so we will be happy to keep you on hold, forever torturing you with our annoying hold music."filename="ivr-on_hold_indefinitely.wav"/>
<promptphrase="...has left the building."filename="ivr-has_left_the_building.wav"/>